HELLO, ROBOCHIEF! Egad and welcome to the Homepage of Khaos-5's Extra Galactic Astronomic Defense Department ("EGAD"). Our sole mission is to make sure that Khaos-5 is adequately defended against extragalactic phenomena, including alien spacecraft, space debris, meteors, meteorites, METEOR MITES, Meteoroids, METROIDS, ROID RAGE, ROAD RAGE, asteroids, ANDROIDS, and hemorrhoids.
Our other mission is to supply each Blastbots tribe with the TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATIONS it needs to blast other robotribes out of the literal and metaphorical water.
Visit Blastbots.com or call us directly at 1-844-4-BLASTBOTS to learn more.*
Egad and good day or night cycle!
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